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I thought prisons were for correcting people… not for messing them up even more.  According to an ex-prison worker, an estimated £100m worth of drugs are being traded in prisons each year.

With all our other problems with prisons, e.g. running out of space, and that it’s gonna be full of nasty characters already, it seems that things are just going to get worse for people in prisons.

According to www.nicefacts.com:

Under extreme stress, some octopuses will eat their own arms.

Octopuses are self harming too!  Good job human emos can’t reach their own arms… and I won’t chuck in a ‘harmless’ joke.

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Kylie Minogue says “Because someone is in a white coat and using big medical instruments doesn’t necessarily mean they’re right”.

Well, just because you have a big singing voice doesn’t mean you’re right.

“You must follow your intuition and if you have any doubt go back again”. Fair enough, good advice, but cut out the whining. Please.

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Some random psychologist said that left handed people live 10 years shorter than right handed people. Before it was disproved by a proper survey (though lefties do live fractionally shorter), this info managed to circle the internet several times and a lot of lefties were scared by it.